by Max Barry

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 311th Largest Mining Sector: 661st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,105th
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The Republic of The Eagleland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Manto Demou with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 16.521 billion The Eaglelanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Eaglelandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,826 trillion Eagleland Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,083 Eagleland Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Tax assessment offices double as polling stations, vaccinations are mandatory, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Eagleland's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Greek Orthodox Christianity.

The Eagleland is ranked 130,500th in the world and 96th in Esquarium for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 18.43 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 311thLargest Mining Sector: 661stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,105thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,091stMost Avoided: 2,126thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,345thHighest Economic Output: 2,660thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,428thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,649thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,788thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,935thLargest Populations: 5,427thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,547thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,299thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,072ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,354thHighest Average Incomes: 7,559thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,015thSafest: 9,412thMost Cultured: 9,506thMost Primitive: 10,055thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,869thMost Efficient Economies: 11,258thSmartest Citizens: 12,461stFattest Citizens: 13,341st
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the region

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