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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 344th Largest Mining Sector: 689th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,044th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Αμύνεσθαι Περί Πάτρις
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Eagleland

Population17.607 billion

CapitalConstantinople
LeaderPresident Manto Demou
FaithGreek Orthodox Christianity

CurrencyEagleland Drachma
AnimalEagle

The Republic of The Eagleland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Manto Demou with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 17.607 billion The Eaglelanders are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Eaglelandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,012 trillion Eagleland Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,083 Eagleland Drachmas, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Tax assessment offices double as polling stations, vaccinations are mandatory, billions are being spent on a new island airport, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Eagleland's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Greek Orthodox Christianity.

The Eagleland is ranked 13,195th in the world and 6th in Ajax for Smartest Citizens, with 74.1 Quips Per Hour.

Top
1%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 344thLargest Mining Sector: 689thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,044thTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,130thMost Avoided: 2,172ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,493rdHighest Economic Output: 2,621stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,371stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,960thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,025thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,138thLargest Populations: 5,174thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,371stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,276thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,151stMost Secular: 7,164thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,265thHighest Average Incomes: 8,232ndTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,436thMost Cultured: 9,570thSafest: 9,971stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,645thMost Primitive: 12,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,899thSmartest Citizens: 13,195th
Top
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Eagleland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : The Eagleland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : The Eagleland's influence in Ajax rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : The Eagleland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 5% for Most Dead.
  • : The Eagleland was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Republic of Belfras, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : The Eagleland was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Republic of Belfras, infecting 1 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : The Eagleland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies.
  • : The Eagleland's influence in Ajax rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : The Eagleland's influence in Ajax rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : The Eagleland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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