You Know You Hate Commies!
We Need Your Passion for Freedoms!
You Know You Hate Fascists!
We Need Your Patriotism!
You Know You Hate Capitalism!
Well You'll have to serve anyway!
So why not sign up for our Dominion Youth Brigade?
Old? Unemployed? Homeless? Criminal?
The Dominion Cannon Fodder Brigade is right for You!
Great with machines but find them mundane in the civilian sector?
Then how about maintaining our Giant Unmanned Nuclear Deathbot Assault Machines?
We are more than a Octopus Worshiping Gun Cult,
Here at the Dominion Legion, We're a Family!