Population | 16.53 billion |
Capital | Lignum Imperium |
Leader | The Wicker Hierophant |
Faith | The Esoterics of Yule |
Currency | Charcoal Tithe |
Animal | Wicker Cobra |
The Yuletide Zealots of The Dunwich Dominion is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Wicker Hierophant with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.53 billion Dunwich Dominionites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Environment, and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lignum Imperium. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dunwich Dominion economy, worth a remarkable 8,200 trillion Charcoal Tithes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 496,123 Charcoal Tithes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, Dunwich Dominion faces have never been brighter, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Dunwich Dominion's national animal is the Wicker Cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Esoterics of Yule.
The Dunwich Dominion is ranked 307,324th in the world and 12,693rd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.61 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Dunwich Dominion, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
- : Following new legislation in The Dunwich Dominion, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
- : Following new legislation in The Dunwich Dominion, Dunwich Dominion faces have never been brighter.
- : Following new legislation in The Dunwich Dominion, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
- : Following new legislation in The Dunwich Dominion, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Following new legislation in The Dunwich Dominion, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.
- : Following new legislation in The Dunwich Dominion, ignorance is considered a politically desirable quality.
- : Following new legislation in The Dunwich Dominion, government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.
- : Following new legislation in The Dunwich Dominion, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training.
- : Following new legislation in The Dunwich Dominion, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors.