Population | 3.366 billion |
Capital | Duckland |
Leader | Warden Ducky |
Faith | Duckism |
Currency | Duckcoin |
Animal | Duck |
The Defender of The Duck Army Squadron 7 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Warden Ducky with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 3.366 billion Ducks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duckland. The average income tax rate is 43.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Duck economy, worth 188 trillion Duckcoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,998 Duckcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Duck weed picker are way up, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Duck Army Squadron 7's national animal is the Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Duckism.
The Duck Army Squadron 7 is ranked 118,920th in the world and 1,614th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,559.01 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Duck Army Squadron 7, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench.
- : Following new legislation in The Duck Army Squadron 7, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
- : Following new legislation in The Duck Army Squadron 7, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens.
- : Following new legislation in The Duck Army Squadron 7, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Duck weed picker are way up.
- : Following new legislation in The Duck Army Squadron 7, The Duck Army Squadron 7 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
- : Following new legislation in The Duck Army Squadron 7, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in The Duck Army Squadron 7, The Duck Army Squadron 7's fine wines are renowned throughout the region.
- : Following new legislation in The Duck Army Squadron 7, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
- : Following new legislation in The Duck Army Squadron 7, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
- : Following new legislation in The Duck Army Squadron 7, Ducks are considered a delicacy.