The Defender of The Duck Army Squadron 3 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Warden Ducky with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.672 billion Ducks are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duckland. The average income tax rate is 25.8%.

The Duck economy, worth 146 trillion Duckcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,950 Duckcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. The Duck Army Squadron 3's national animal is the Duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Duckism.

The Duck Army Squadron 3 is ranked 104,464^th in the world and 1,508^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Authoritarian, with 928.12 milliStalins.