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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,624thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,375thNicest Citizens: 3,912th
The Turkirby of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Moo, is this what Kirby would do?
Minister of Immigration
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Dream of Kirby

Population1.752 billion

CapitalStar Allies City
FaithBuddhist Christianity


The Turkirby of The Dream of Kirby is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kirby with a fair hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 1.752 billion Puffies love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Star Allies City. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Puffy economy, worth 134 trillion Frelliers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,524 Frelliers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Trade is bringing a wide selection of strange resources and technologies into The Dream of Kirby although importers have the highest mortality rate in the nation (The Dream of Kirby has found 6 easter eggs), a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime is totally unknown. The Dream of Kirby's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddhist Christianity.

The Dream of Kirby is ranked 101,707th in the world and 67th in Bluecrown Keep for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,894.93 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,624thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,375thNicest Citizens: 3,912thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,001stBest Weather: 4,134thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,485thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,537thMost Devout: 5,874thMost Inclusive: 6,105thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,529thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,361stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,550thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,009thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,115thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,794thSafest: 11,539thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 11,964thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,474thMost Cultured: 12,705thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,663rdHealthiest Citizens: 13,952ndMost Armed: 14,038thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,637thMost Developed: 21,110thSmartest Citizens: 22,699th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the region

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