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Most Devout: 1,905thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,513thSafest: 3,934th
The Holy State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Strength in Unity under the Prince of Peace
Leader Valoo
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Draemon Provinces

Population9.249 billion

CapitalDistrict of Valu
LeaderLeader Valoo
FaithChristianity

CurrencyTiket
AnimalDragon

The Holy State of The Draemon Provinces is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Leader Valoo with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, aversion to nipples, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.249 billion Draemons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Administration, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Valu. The average income tax rate is 81.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Draemon economy, worth a remarkable 1,496 trillion Tikets a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 161,828 Tikets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, superfoods are often seen as supervillains, and maximum security Draemon subway stations inspire prison systems around the world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Draemon Provinces's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Draemon Provinces is ranked 61,747th in the world and 1,970th in Lazarus for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 3,973.27 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Devout: 1,905thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,513thTop
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Safest: 3,934thLowest Crime Rates: 4,041stMost Efficient Economies: 6,118thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,266thHealthiest Citizens: 6,627thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,256thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,443rdLargest Governments: 10,121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,186thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,721stMost Developed: 11,798thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,436thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,896thHighest Average Incomes: 12,934thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 13,476thHighest Economic Output: 13,723rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,213thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,882ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,730thMost Conservative: 16,923rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,648thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,136thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,849thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,311thMost Patriotic: 20,263rdSmartest Citizens: 22,558thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,497thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,578thMost Pacifist: 23,608thBest Weather: 24,887thMost Authoritarian: 25,685th
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Most Devout: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 113th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 206th in the regionSafest: 220th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 268th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 292nd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 349th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 386th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 488th in the regionMost Conservative: 530th in the regionLargest Governments: 547th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 626th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 630th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 643rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 656th in the regionMost Developed: 666th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 689th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Draemon Provinces was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : The Draemon Provinces's influence in Lazarus rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : The Draemon Provinces was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in The Draemon Provinces, maximum security Draemon subway stations inspire prison systems around the world.
  • : Following new legislation in The Draemon Provinces, superfoods are often seen as supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in The Draemon Provinces, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in The Draemon Provinces, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in The Draemon Provinces, hymns sung by popular choirs top the billboard charts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Draemon Provinces, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers.
  • : Following new legislation in The Draemon Provinces, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.

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