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Largest Gambling Industry: 243rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 291stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 364th
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The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia

Population17.808 billion

CapitalProstration City
LeaderAdmiral's puppet
FaithCult of the Winged Shrimp

CurrencyFerr
AnimalAmeba

The Community of The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Admiral's puppet with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.808 billion Dorvanian slaves are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prostration City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Dorvanian slave economy, worth a remarkable 4,535 trillion Ferrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 254,676 Ferrs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,622,652 per year while the poor average 16,471, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.

Daredevil kayakers frequently race against runaway hippos, you can tell when Dorvanian slaves are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia's national animal is the Ameba, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Winged Shrimp.

The Dorvan Protectorate of Ferranghia is ranked 327,434th in the world and 1,414th in Europe for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.67 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 243rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 291stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 364thMost Avoided: 431stMost Armed: 464thFattest Citizens: 509thHighest Crime Rates: 689thMost Corrupt Governments: 820thLargest Retail Industry: 1,060thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,083rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,138thLargest Mining Sector: 1,215thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,430thRudest Citizens: 1,869thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,044thMost Primitive: 2,347thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,627thMost Efficient Economies: 2,630thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,334thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,379thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,489thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,938thNudest: 3,957thHighest Economic Output: 4,275thHighest Average Incomes: 5,122ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,810thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,076thMost Patriotic: 10,978thMost Devout: 11,052ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,555thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,632ndLargest Black Market: 14,373rdTop
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Largest Populations: 22,668thLargest Governments: 25,817thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,001st
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 15th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 18th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 53rd in the regionMost Devout: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 69th in the regionMost Patriotic: 72nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 81st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 89th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 91st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 122nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 131st in the region

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