The Chancellor's Office of The Dominion of the Asmor Federation is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Warlord Chancellor Andrew Zevo with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.977 billion Federal Asmorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asmoria Capital District. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Asmorian economy, worth 261 trillion Federal Continental Gold Coins a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,440 Federal Continental Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Federal Asmorians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dominion of the Asmor Federation's national animal is the Samsung Galaxy S, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bajoran Christianity.

The Dominion of the Asmor Federation is ranked 224,869^th in the world and 7^th in The Imperial Confederation Eterna for Most Inclusive, scoring 9.66 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.