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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 680th Largest Retail Industry: 764th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 836th
The Holy Patriarchate of
Compulsory Consumerist State
We shall pull forward.
Patriarch Oleg I Alexandrovich
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Dolanets islands

Population4.752 billion

LeaderPatriarch Oleg I Alexandrovich
FaithDolanetian Orthodox

AnimalPit viper

The Holy Patriarchate of The Dolanets islands is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Patriarch Oleg I Alexandrovich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.752 billion Dolanetians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Карьград. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dolanetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion Дырмаs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 230,466 Дырмаs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 738,891 per year while the poor average 54,527, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

According to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, lending money has become a major liability, and commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Dolanets islands's national animal is the Pit viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dolanetian Orthodox.

The Dolanets islands is ranked 40,906th in the world and 1,291st in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,401.67 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 680thLargest Retail Industry: 764thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 836thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,011thMost Avoided: 1,189thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,195thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,281stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,290thFattest Citizens: 1,390thTop
Most Influential: 1,690thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,820thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,924thMost Devout: 2,056thLargest Mining Sector: 2,119thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,656thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,730thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,031stRudest Citizens: 3,077thHighest Average Incomes: 3,364thHighest Crime Rates: 4,078thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,328thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,934thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,955thMost Armed: 5,102ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,075thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,095thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,452ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,009thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,784thHighest Economic Output: 11,019thMost Efficient Economies: 13,883rdSmartest Citizens: 14,824th
Most Influential: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 35th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37th in the regionMost Avoided: 49th in the regionFattest Citizens: 52nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 55th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 75th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 86th in the regionRudest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Devout: 95th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 97th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 107th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 129th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 129th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 143rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 185th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 214th in the regionMost Armed: 217th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 247th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 315th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 318th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 328th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 357th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 464th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 521st in the region

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