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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 665th Largest Retail Industry: 780th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 811th
The Holy Patriarchate of
Compulsory Consumerist State
We shall pull forward.
Patriarch Oleg I Alexandrovich
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Dolanets islands

Population5.289 billion

CapitalKargrad
LeaderPatriarch Oleg I Alexandrovich
FaithDolanetian Orthodox

CurrencyDhirma
AnimalPit viper

The Holy Patriarchate of The Dolanets islands is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Patriarch Oleg I Alexandrovich with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.289 billion Dolanetians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kargrad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dolanetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,263 trillion Dhirmas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 238,975 Dhirmas, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Favourite sermons have replaced campfire horror stories on teenage wilderness trips, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and autopsies often involve only cursory examination. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Dolanets islands's national animal is the Pit viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dolanetian Orthodox.

The Dolanets islands is ranked 1,167th in the world and 2nd in Allied Federation of Nations for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 238,975.65 Standard Monetary Units.

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1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 665thLargest Retail Industry: 780thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 811thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 922ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,128thMost Avoided: 1,136thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,167thFattest Citizens: 1,257thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,314thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,736thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,947thMost Devout: 1,961stLargest Mining Sector: 2,066thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,543rdRudest Citizens: 2,784thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,912thHighest Average Incomes: 3,141stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,662ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,095thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,269thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,153rdMost Armed: 5,350thMost Efficient Economies: 6,027thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,258thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,470thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,068thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,890thHighest Economic Output: 9,916thSmartest Citizens: 12,810thLargest Black Market: 15,416thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,526th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Dolanets islands, autopsies often involve only cursory examination.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dolanets islands, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dolanets islands, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dolanets islands, favourite sermons have replaced campfire horror stories on teenage wilderness trips.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dolanets islands, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : The Dolanets islands voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Macedon"".
  • : Following new legislation in The Dolanets islands, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dolanets islands, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dolanets islands, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
  • : Following new legislation in The Dolanets islands, the new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards.

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