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Rudest Citizens: 665th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 820th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 920th
The Holy Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
We, simply put, are a nation heaven - bound.
God-elected Pope Barylov I
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Holy Republic of The Dolanets islands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by God-elected Pope Barylov I with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.509 billion Dolanetians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karstad. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Dolanetian economy, worth 774 trillion Dhirmas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 220,708 Dhirmas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,144,606 per year while the poor average 23,059, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

God-elected Pope Barylov I has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal burning ceremony, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, and arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Dolanets islands's national animal is the Pit viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dolanetian Orthodox.

The Dolanets islands is ranked 92,152nd in the world and 3,302nd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 37.34152471252 Days.

Rudest Citizens: 665thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 820thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 920thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,063rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,194thLargest Retail Industry: 1,209thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,442ndFattest Citizens: 1,497thMost Avoided: 1,530thTop
Most Influential: 1,734thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,312thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,400thLargest Mining Sector: 2,548thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,201stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,249thHighest Average Incomes: 3,514thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,660thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,724thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,957thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,334thHighest Crime Rates: 6,042ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,158thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,598thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,633rdMost Armed: 8,055thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,611thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,393rdMost Pro-Market: 9,551stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,476thSmartest Citizens: 10,993rdHighest Economic Output: 14,473rd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Avoided: 41st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 44th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 55th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 63rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 69th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 84th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 103rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 105th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 127th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 138th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 151st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 154th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 173rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 187th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 212th in the regionMost Armed: 217th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 250th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 287th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 291st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 313th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 338th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 352nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 353rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 527th in the regionLargest Black Market: 551st in the regionMost Influential: 576th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 639th in the regionLargest Populations: 777th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 850th in the region

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