The Demo-Oligarchical Noocracy of The divisive isolationists is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 1.338 billion divisive isolationistsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient divisive isolationistsian economy, worth 147 trillion currency points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 109,969 currency points, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown. The divisive isolationists's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is nature spirit worship.

The divisive isolationists is ranked 76,764^th in the world and 2,772^nd in the West Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 67.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.