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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 155thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,811thMost Devout: 6,197th
The Holy Empire of
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The Divine Twelvefold Sliced Cheese

Population553 million

CapitalImperial Goudareth

CurrencyGold Dukaasten

The Holy Empire of The Divine Twelvefold Sliced Cheese is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 553 million Cheeseans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Goudareth. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong cheesean economy, worth 38.8 trillion Gold Dukaastens a year, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,132 Gold Dukaastens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads Spiritus in per capita stalking, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, every workday begins with group therapy, and conspiracy theorists allege Imperial Goudareth's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Divine Twelvefold Sliced Cheese's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Divine Twelvefold Sliced Cheese is ranked 201,759th in the world and 222nd in Spiritus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.95 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 155thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,811thMost Devout: 6,197thTop
Most Influential: 14,830thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,727thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,184thNicest Citizens: 16,338thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,632ndMost Inclusive: 18,218thBest Weather: 19,097th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 24th in the region

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