The Foreign Affairs Commonwealth of The District of Salt Lake City is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.312 billion Salt Lakers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Downtown Salt Lake. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.2%.

The strong Utahian economy, worth 59.0 trillion US dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 44,999 US dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and The District of Salt Lake City has designated Downtown Salt Lake as its capital city. Crime is moderate. The District of Salt Lake City's national animal is the Utah Seagull, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The District of Salt Lake City is ranked 277,534^th in the world and 114^th in The United Democratic States for Most Patriotic, with 2.38 flags saluted per person per day.