The Commonwealth of The Distanic Confederacy is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Director Victor Statnik with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 7.144 billion Distanics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Distan. The average income tax rate is 86.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Distanic economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 152,068 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Distanic Confederacy's national animal is the Wyrm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Distanic Confederacy is ranked 10,311^th in the world and 18^th in The Hole To Hide In for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 7,476.79 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.