by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,196thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,343rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,382nd
The Enlightened Theocracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Money makes the world go round.
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Destroyers of Christianity

Population559 million

CapitalThe Holy City of Monetia


The Enlightened Theocracy of The Destroyers of Christianity is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 559 million Destroyers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy City of Monetia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Destroyian economy, worth 78.9 trillion Deaths a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 141,220 Deaths, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

All screens are equal but some are more equal than others, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave, and Destroyian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. The Destroyers of Christianity's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Destroyers of Christianity is ranked 195,429th in the world and 291st in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -9.49 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,196thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,343rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,382ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,035thMost Avoided: 6,195thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,432ndMost Devout: 6,759thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,768thMost Influential: 6,988thLargest Retail Industry: 7,590thMost Conservative: 8,303rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,509thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,360thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,293rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,533rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,870thLargest Mining Sector: 13,031stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,205thHighest Average Incomes: 15,526thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,333rdLargest Insurance Industry: 16,402nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 26th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the region

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