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Largest Retail Industry: 1,180thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,266thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,749th
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The Destroyers of Christianity

Population2.429 billion

CapitalThe Holy City of Monetia
LeaderAkius Mammon
FaithThe Almighty Death


The Corporate Theocracy of The Destroyers of Christianity is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Akius Mammon with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.429 billion Destroyers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy City of Monetia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Destroyian economy, worth 645 trillion Deaths a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 265,806 Deaths, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, the Destroyian Tourism Bureau has described the abolition of coastal defences as a "kick to the groyne", commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Destroyers of Christianity's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Almighty Death.

The Destroyers of Christianity is ranked 224,477th in the world and 237th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Armed, with 0.15 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Retail Industry: 1,180thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,266thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,749thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,772ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,970thMost Devout: 2,127thLargest Mining Sector: 2,336thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,382ndMost Influential: 2,662ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,762ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,016thMost Patriotic: 3,068thFattest Citizens: 3,461stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,544thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,565thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,950thMost Efficient Economies: 4,057thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,230thRudest Citizens: 4,245thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,323rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,565thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,593rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,583rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,676thLargest Black Market: 6,426thLowest Crime Rates: 7,283rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,242ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,248thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,033rdMost Avoided: 9,277thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,605thLargest Governments: 10,772ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,182ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,011thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,253rdLargest Publishing Industry: 14,978thSmartest Citizens: 16,222ndMost Developed: 17,585th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26th in the region

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