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Most Influential: 958th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,214th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,298th
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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp

Population10.87 billion

CapitalMuffin City
LeaderGordon Freeman


The Democratic Republic of The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Gordon Freeman with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.87 billion Derpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muffin City. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herpian economy, worth a remarkable 1,809 trillion awesomes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,504 awesomes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Army rations are served on silver platters, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herpian politicians, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, and spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. Crime is totally unknown. The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp is ranked 125,050th in the world and 5,590th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 20,646.54 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 958thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,214thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,298thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,344thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,474thNicest Citizens: 2,716thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,835thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,038thMost Efficient Economies: 3,425thMost Cultured: 4,111thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,129thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,229thMost Developed: 4,523rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,557thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,862ndMost Stationary: 5,017thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,245thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,320thSmartest Citizens: 5,458thMost Politically Free: 5,659thMost Inclusive: 5,879thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,072ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,198thHighest Economic Output: 6,304thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,045thNudest: 7,344thHighest Drug Use: 7,367thLargest Governments: 7,924thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,265thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 9,452ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,477thMost Pacifist: 10,271stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,323rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,512thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,623rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,078thBest Weather: 11,829thHealthiest Citizens: 12,551st
Most Influential: 38th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 53rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 60th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 80th in the regionMost Politically Free: 81st in the regionNicest Citizens: 91st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 99th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 101st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 103rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionMost Stationary: 106th in the regionMost Cultured: 121st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 122nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 123rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 134th in the regionMost Developed: 147th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 156th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 168th in the regionNudest: 169th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 174th in the regionLargest Populations: 183rd in the regionLargest Governments: 199th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 209th in the regionMost Inclusive: 209th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 218th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 223rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 232nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 234th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 314th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 349th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 371st in the regionMost Pacifist: 376th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 387th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 425th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 439th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 456th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 527th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 569th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 721st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 126 » Concrete Slab, Midand, Hanguk-Nippon, Luddinlande, Aywhyou, Aidenfieeld, Gebirgig Pfingstemeinde Land, The Imperial Frost Federation, Liberated Lambergs, Kiasu-ism, Jehenna, The Solar System Scope, Erinor, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Wild Space, United States of Vietnam, Beepee, Bawkie, Curlyhoward, Premier Knowhere, Seliyan progressive Islands, The naked people, Capitalistic Pig, Tsvetania, Lambdaland, Quiescent, Rebel-topia, Centristvill, Isokenzar, The ColdWyvernian Undead, Reptilians from the Alternate Earth, Shark Head Island, Tyflugian, Poopisiya, Oskyelion, The Exarchate of the West, Aschenburg, Darakin, Zenopolist, Rosamie, Calistan, The Two Jerseys, Sepia Island, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Pastir, Pamela And Hepatitis, Democratic Drals Tum, Avalonica, Litorauria, Paranoia, and 76 others.Volaworand, Lightmare, Dylar, Pax Dracon, Center Lisle, Utondara, Braavos and Lorath, Antarctic Empires, Theorin, Atomic Garden, Japanese Federal Republic, Aumeltopia, Ancient Slobovia, Nettunia, Mantas Meow, Sedunn, Saganye, Seldon and the Psychohistorians, Eastern Nyan, The United Expanse, Ufask, Northendia, UnShleepd, Dankstergrad, Complete Conformity, WTP All the good names are taken, Lorora3, Silberne Wache, Lost And Found, North Kanuckistan, Noobpill, Great Vritannia, Holy Chimerland, Reformed Zebent, Elveka, FreeFishers, Terra Leuthenia, Walloonia, Oxsania, Prefesia, Tandrea, Memeland12, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Janapuri, Pelland, KIROVET, La Ascension, European Defense Organization, St Oaks, Greater Swednlund, Santa Ofelia, Swaraja, GI-Land, Lester Crest, Blahblah2017, Kholdan, The Eight Hearths, Grouu, Flame Lords, Chrominus, Dubbayoo, United Stanstans, Farengeto, Yakutikov, Noveos, The National Corporation, Scientific empire, Saimeny Vik, Galaxy Federation, United Qwebland, Kringalia, Revellan, Upper Usok Valley, Confoederatio Concordia, and Mercia regnum.

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