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The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp

Population17.111 billion

CapitalMuffin City
LeaderGordon Freeman


The Democratic Republic of The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gordon Freeman with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.111 billion Derpians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muffin City. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herpian economy, worth a remarkable 2,833 trillion awesomes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,585 awesomes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and extreme hiring regulations mean a job in The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp is often a lifetime appointment. Crime is totally unknown. The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp is ranked 6,650th in the world and 219th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,954.82 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 616thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,215thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,215thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,562ndNicest Citizens: 3,379thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,837thMost Stationary: 3,874thMost Efficient Economies: 3,883rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,900thMost Cultured: 4,066thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,990thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,460thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,521stMost Developed: 5,659thHighest Economic Output: 5,660thSmartest Citizens: 5,779thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,932ndHighest Food Quality: 6,001stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,125thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,166thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,422ndMost Beautiful Environments: 6,650thMost Inclusive: 7,211thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,895thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,103rdLargest Governments: 8,315thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,084thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,522ndMost Pacifist: 9,922ndBest Weather: 10,023rdNudest: 10,132ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,345thHighest Average Incomes: 11,171stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,914thMost Influential: 12,248thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,233rdLargest Populations: 13,976thLowest Crime Rates: 17,327thMost Politically Free: 18,811thHighest Drug Use: 19,601stMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,723rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,265thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,624th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 63rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 71st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 87th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 97th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 113th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 118th in the regionNicest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Cultured: 120th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 126th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 131st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 146th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 160th in the regionLargest Populations: 161st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 180th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 183rd in the regionMost Developed: 186th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 191st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 192nd in the regionNudest: 204th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 208th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 219th in the regionLargest Governments: 224th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 227th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 240th in the regionMost Inclusive: 255th in the regionMost Politically Free: 255th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 273rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 292nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 313th in the regionBest Weather: 346th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 372nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 375th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 385th in the regionMost Pacifist: 391st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 434th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 485th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 508th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 599th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 608th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 679th in the regionMost Influential: 801st in the region

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