by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 807th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,459th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,810th
The Galactic Federated Cities of
Left-Leaning College State
Yeetus the Fetus out of the UtEErus
Derperor Waffle
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The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness

Population4.71 billion

LeaderDerperor Waffle

CurrencyRandom Ransom

The Galactic Federated Cities of The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Derperor Waffle with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.71 billion Derpians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Randomnessburg. The average income tax rate is 55.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Derpinean economy, worth 926 trillion Random Ransoms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 196,812 Random Ransoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, Max Barry is this year's Miss The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness, conspiracy theorists allege Randomnessburg's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime is totally unknown. The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness's national animal is the Yeediot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yeetism.

The Derpercratic Empire of Derpiness is ranked 3,030th in the world and 829th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 21,953 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 807thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,459thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,810thRudest Citizens: 2,281stMost Influential: 3,030thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,383rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,656thLargest Retail Industry: 4,874thHighest Average Incomes: 5,943rdMost Rebellious Youth: 6,052ndMost Inclusive: 6,332ndSmartest Citizens: 6,476thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 7,937thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,944thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,442ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,519thMost Secular: 8,826thMost Developed: 8,843rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,255thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,567thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,683rdLargest Governments: 11,862ndNudest: 13,718thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,901stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,353rdHighest Economic Output: 15,608th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 71st in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 81st in the regionRudest Citizens: 131st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 228th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 238th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 255th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 280th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 286th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 311th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 345th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 357th in the regionMost Inclusive: 381st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 407th in the regionNudest: 425th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 427th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 440th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 449th in the regionMost Secular: 453rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 481st in the regionMost Developed: 503rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 546th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 549th in the regionLargest Governments: 565th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 710th in the region

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