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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,700th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,673rd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,991st
The Football Team of
Moralistic Democracy
Sold out crowds every game since 1970
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Some

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The Denver Broncos

Population1.65 billion

CapitalMile High Stadium
LeaderJohn Elway
FaithPeyton Manning

CurrencyFootball
AnimalBronco

The Football Team of The Denver Broncos is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Elway with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 1.65 billion Broncoes are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mile High Stadium. The average income tax rate is 49.2%.

The powerhouse A Bronco economy, worth 131 trillion Footballs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,734 Footballs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Broncoball fields, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper, and airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Denver Broncos's national animal is the Bronco and its national religion is Peyton Manning.

The Denver Broncos is ranked 41,135th in the world and 2,085th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 70 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,700thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,673rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,991st
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 122nd in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 587th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 657th in the regionLargest Black Market: 698th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 783rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 871st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Denver Broncos's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Following new legislation in The Denver Broncos, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in The Denver Broncos, copies of the constitution are used as toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in The Denver Broncos, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Broncoball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in The Denver Broncos, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in The Denver Broncos, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : The Denver Broncos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in The Denver Broncos, aides are afraid to ask if John Elway wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in The Denver Broncos, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in The Denver Broncos, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.

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