The Republic of The Demoractic Peoples Republic Of TNET is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Theocrocies VII with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.52 billion Demoractic Peoples Republic Of TNETians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xertinia. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Demoractic Peoples Republic Of TNETian economy, worth 247 trillion franks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,525 franks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and the true length of the coastline of The Demoractic Peoples Republic Of TNET may never be measured. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Demoractic Peoples Republic Of TNET's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is God is Dead.

The Demoractic Peoples Republic Of TNET is ranked 217,580^th in the world and 4,668^th in the West Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 40.67 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.