by Max Barry

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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,759th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,097th Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,834th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
At Worst Of Times, Play Dead
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Republic of The Democratic Philippines is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ramon Norte with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.203 billion Filipinos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Manila. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino economy, worth 772 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 148,425 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies, birth rates have hit an all-time low, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Democratic Philippines's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

The Democratic Philippines is ranked 7,083rd in the world and 22nd in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,724.33 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,759thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,097thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,834thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,845thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,016thMost Developed: 4,019thMost Efficient Economies: 4,095thNicest Citizens: 4,747thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,189thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,347thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,525thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,600thSafest: 5,760thLargest Governments: 5,845thSmartest Citizens: 6,204thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,083rdMost Cultured: 7,250thMost Inclusive: 7,464thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,468thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,945thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,953rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,019thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,167thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,573rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,584thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 9,197thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,838thHighest Average Incomes: 11,999thLowest Crime Rates: 12,488thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,005thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,014thBest Weather: 14,209thHighest Economic Output: 14,831stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,596thMost Income Equality: 17,516th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Democratic Philippines, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
  • : The Democratic Philippines was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in The Democratic Philippines, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • : Following new legislation in The Democratic Philippines, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in The Democratic Philippines, politicians are often seen attending regional history classes at primary schools within their constituencies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Democratic Philippines, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in The Democratic Philippines, one of the most popular models in The Democratic Philippines has a scarred face and one working eye.
  • : Following new legislation in The Democratic Philippines, police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races.
  • : Following new legislation in The Democratic Philippines, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in The Democratic Philippines, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.

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