The Republic of The Defender of Truth Fox News is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Greg Gutfeld with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.285 billion Defender of Truth Fox Newsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 4.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Defender of Truth Fox Newsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,728 trillion reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 316,091 reichsmarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and the entire entry for The Defender of Truth Fox News in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Defender of Truth Fox News's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of the Cosmic Skull.

The Defender of Truth Fox News is ranked 5,392^nd in the world and 6^th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.69 law-abiding acts per hour.