The Germanic Territories of The Death Syndicate is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Alberecht Fahrbach with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.424 billion Death Syndicate Members are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cemetery Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Death Syndicatean economy, worth 893 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 260,889 Kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Governor Alberecht Fahrbach's desk, main battle tanks stalk the woods of The Death Syndicate in search of Plagues, and the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Governor Alberecht Fahrbach For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Governor Alberecht Fahrbach's supporters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Death Syndicate's national animal is the Plague, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Kriegskult.

The Death Syndicate is ranked 80,894^th in the world and 3,174^th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 76.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.