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The Dealerian Empire

Population5.102 billion

LeaderChancellor Vanessa Moreau


The Imperium of The Dealerian Empire is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Chancellor Vanessa Moreau with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.102 billion Dealerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ostuedence. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dealerian economy, worth 772 trillion Empyreans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 151,426 Empyreans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

It is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on The Dealerian Empire, and the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dealerian Empire's national animal is the Saroth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Monotheism.

The Dealerian Empire is ranked 10,729th in the world and 641st in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 106 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Efficient Economies: 5,507thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,148thLargest Retail Industry: 6,787thRudest Citizens: 6,788thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,482ndMost Rebellious Youth: 8,604thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,329thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,530thMost Developed: 9,678thSmartest Citizens: 10,391stMost Cultured: 10,729thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,018thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,344thMost Inclusive: 11,874thLargest Governments: 12,026thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,086thHighest Average Incomes: 12,295thHighest Drug Use: 12,635thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,704thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,137thNudest: 13,441stMost Advanced Public Education: 13,838thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,995thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,937thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,343rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,630th
Largest Publishing Industry: 331st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 346th in the regionRudest Citizens: 350th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 407th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 462nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 470th in the regionMost Developed: 532nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 546th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 557th in the regionNudest: 559th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 575th in the regionMost Cultured: 641st in the regionMost Inclusive: 662nd in the region

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