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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,864thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,164thSafest: 11,759th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
God Our Refuge And Trust
His Majesty King David XVIII
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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The David Kingdom

Population1.98 billion

LeaderHis Majesty King David XVIII
FaithIndegenious Christanity


The Constitutional Monarchy of The David Kingdom is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by His Majesty King David XVIII with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.98 billion Davionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londrezon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.2%.

The thriving David Kingdomian economy, worth 182 trillion Davins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 92,372 Davins, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people, citizens who use the word "Violet" incorrectly find their WhoTube content taken down, swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds, and scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The David Kingdom's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Indegenious Christanity.

The David Kingdom is ranked 27,662nd in the world and 888th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,237.74 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,864thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,164thSafest: 11,759thTop
Most Pacifist: 17,113thMost Cultured: 23,338thBest Weather: 23,632ndMost Influential: 23,802ndHealthiest Citizens: 24,203rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,240th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 174th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 305th in the regionSafest: 401st in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 674th in the regionMost Cultured: 674th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 728th in the regionBest Weather: 755th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 760th in the regionMost Average: 770th in the region

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