The Woulda been coulda been of The dashboard melted but WS still is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Isaac Brock with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.534 billion dashboard melted but WS stillians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the cowboy scene. The average income tax rate is 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient dashboard melted but WS stillian economy, worth 855 trillion modests a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,886 modests, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

New urban roads are threatening city parks, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, and Isaac Brock signs the laws but abides by none of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The dashboard melted but WS still's national animal is the mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is doin the cockroach.

The dashboard melted but WS still is ranked 238,248^th in the world and 6^th in Benevolent Dictatorship Alliance for Fattest Citizens, with 8.87 Obesity Rate.