Population | 22.947 billion |
Capital | The Dark System Main Command Centre |
Leader | Master Economist |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Monster |
The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Master Economist with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.947 billion Mafians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dark System Main Command Centre. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dark System economy, worth an astonishing 33,414 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,456,163 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 13,638,250 per year while the poor average 13,111, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.
Suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, one can walk from one side of The Dark System Main Command Centre to the other without setting foot on Dark System soil, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime is totally unknown. The Dark System's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Dark System is ranked 1,213th in the world and 3rd in The Axis of Evil for Lowest Crime Rates, with 163.53 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Dark System, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Following new legislation in The Dark System, one can walk from one side of The Dark System Main Command Centre to the other without setting foot on Dark System soil.
- : Following new legislation in The Dark System, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
- : Following new legislation in The Dark System, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns.
- : Following new legislation in The Dark System, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in The Dark System, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption.
- : Following new legislation in The Dark System, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
- : Following new legislation in The Dark System, Master Economist has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony.
- : Following new legislation in The Dark System, the government nonchalantly sells old nukes to other countries.
- : Following new legislation in The Dark System, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.