Population | 22.288 billion |
Capital | The Dark System Main Command Centre |
Leader | Master Economist |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Monster |
The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Master Economist with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.288 billion Mafians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dark System Main Command Centre. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Dark System economy, worth an astonishing 32,129 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 1,441,561 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 13,501,469 per year while the poor average 12,980, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.
Master Economist has killer fashion sense, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, there's no weight to modern politics, and curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net. Crime is totally unknown. The Dark System's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The Dark System is ranked 22,300th in the world and 1st in The Axis of Evil for Most Pro-Market, scoring 96.89 on the Rand Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Dark System, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
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The Dark System, there's no weight to modern politics.
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The Dark System, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
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The Dark System, Master Economist has killer fashion sense.
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The Dark System, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
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The Dark System, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
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The Dark System, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
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The Dark System was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
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The Dark System, Master Economist's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
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The Dark System, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg.