The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Master Economist with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.965 billion Dark Systems are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dark System Main Command Centre. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dark System economy, worth an astonishing 21,405 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 1,261,745 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 11,812,920 per year while the poor average 11,417, a ratio of 1,034 to 1.

Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, and the government is encouraging violence on television. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Dark System's national animal is the Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Dark System is ranked 231,520^th in the world and 24^th in The Axis of Evil for Most Inclusive, scoring 3.15 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.