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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,212thMost Conservative: 5,551stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,318th
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The Dark Lord of Ixnay

Population14.781 billion


The Holy Empire of The Dark Lord of Ixnay is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.781 billion vassal of the Dark Lords are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Spirituality, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Education are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.3%.

The thriving Dark-Noble economy, worth 353 trillion lire a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Average income is 23,934 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 69,317 per year while the poor average 6,549, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

The Dark Lord of Ixnay has designated The Dark Lord of Ixnay City as its capital city and Leader has just been declared ruler of The Dark Lord of Ixnay in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. The Dark Lord of Ixnay's national animal is the raven, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

The Dark Lord of Ixnay is ranked 197,564th in the world and 20th in Greater Ixnay for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 46.97 Whatever.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,212thMost Conservative: 5,551stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,318thTop
Most Stationary: 12,571stLargest Populations: 16,869thMost Extreme: 20,663rdMost Authoritarian: 21,919thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,239th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the region

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