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Most Conservative: 1,672ndMost Authoritarian: 2,822ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,154th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Will Endure
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Czankalandordia

Population175 million

CurrencyRuble
AnimalOwl

The Oppressed Peoples of The Czankalandordia is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 175 million Czankalandordians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 74.6%.

The sizeable but sluggish Czankalandordian economy, worth 5.04 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,797 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The teaching of evolution has been banned, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances, and cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Czankalandordia's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Czankalandordia is ranked 91,967th in the world and 3,492nd in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,180.36 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Conservative: 1,672ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2,822ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,154thMost Primitive: 4,366thTop
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Most Extreme: 13,419thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,964thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,653rdMost Pacifist: 19,758thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,152ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,302nd
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Most Conservative: 122nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 129th in the regionMost Extreme: 161st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Primitive: 199th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 471st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 587th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 619th in the regionMost Pacifist: 791st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Czankalandordia's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : The Czankalandordia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in The Czankalandordia, cars are allowed to drive in bike lanes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Czankalandordia, Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances.
  • : Following new legislation in The Czankalandordia, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in The Czankalandordia, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in The Czankalandordia, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in The Czankalandordia, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in The Czankalandordia, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in The Czankalandordia, justice is blinding.

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