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The Cuyahoga River Is Literally On Fire

Population828 million

AnimalWhite-Tailed Deer

The Republic of The Cuyahoga River Is Literally On Fire is a huge, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 828 million Cuyahoga River Is Literally On Fireans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Cuyahoga River Is Literally On Firean economy, worth 16.6 trillion Buckeyes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,071 Buckeyes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime is totally unknown. The Cuyahoga River Is Literally On Fire's national animal is the White-Tailed Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Cuyahoga River Is Literally On Fire is ranked 70,891st in the world and 1st in House Targaryen for Most Secular, with 18.86 Atheism Rate.

Most Income Equality: 10,316th

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