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Least Corrupt Governments: 6,280thMost Devout: 9,368thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,698th
The Eldritch Cult of
Left-wing Utopia
She Sees, She Frees
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Cult of Xil

Population3.363 billion

LeaderHighest Orator Lymarce IV


The Eldritch Cult of The Cult of Xil is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Highest Orator Lymarce IV with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.363 billion Cultists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teeth. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient prey economy, worth 124 trillion Enuts a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,167 Enuts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The travel industry is booming as pregnant women book tickets for "weekend trips" overseas, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and choking on Enuts is a leading cause of death for wild animals. Crime is totally unknown. The Cult of Xil's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naturism.

The Cult of Xil is ranked 64,241st in the world and 1st in The Distant Dimensions Multiverse for Smartest Citizens, with 37.39 quips per hour.

Least Corrupt Governments: 6,280thMost Devout: 9,368thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,698thTop
Nicest Citizens: 16,767thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,922ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,719thBest Weather: 20,248th

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