by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 1,928thNicest Citizens: 2,517thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,585th
The Banana Slinging Realm of
Democratic Socialists
You must act as if it is impossible to fail.
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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The Crazy Monkeymen

Population19.176 billion

CapitalThe Crazy Monkeymen City


The Banana Slinging Realm of The Crazy Monkeymen is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 19.176 billion Crazy Monkeymenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Crazy Monkeymen City. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The large but sluggish Crazy Monkeymenian economy, worth 887 trillion bananas a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,303 bananas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Crazy Monkeymen's national animal is the monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Crazy Monkeymen is ranked 5,565th in the world and 4th in Taijitu for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Pacifist: 1,928thTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,517thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,585thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,725thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,795thSafest: 3,242ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,499thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,653rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,419thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,574thHealthiest Citizens: 5,354thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,565thMost Cultured: 5,656thBest Weather: 6,195thLowest Crime Rates: 6,425thLargest Governments: 6,768thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,906thLargest Populations: 7,478thMost Income Equality: 7,751stSmartest Citizens: 7,992ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,249thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,887thMost Devout: 11,216thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,652ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,862ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,194thMost Inclusive: 19,416thHighest Economic Output: 19,487thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,769th
Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionTop
Safest: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Peoples Republic of TempleLandia and New Delfos.

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