The Kingdom of The County Palatine of Lancaster is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.887 billion County Palatine of Lancasterians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 30.4%.

The County Palatine of Lancasterian economy, worth 666 trillion Parkins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 51,736 Parkins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown. The County Palatine of Lancaster's national animal is the Toad in the hole.

The County Palatine of Lancaster is ranked 151,956^th in the world and 6,812^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.87 law-abiding acts per hour.