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Most Efficient Economies: 148th Largest Insurance Industry: 503rd Highest Disposable Incomes: 601st
The Ever-Lasting Dominion of
Corporate Police State
Power through Unity, Unity through Conformity
Influence
Powerbroker
Master of Ongoing Bludgeonings
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Corparation

Population20.531 billion

CapitalBunker 12
LeaderCitizen Zero
FaithPastafarianisim

CurrencyRation
AnimalCustomer

The Ever-Lasting Dominion of The Corparation is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Citizen Zero with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, triple-decker prams, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.531 billion Corparationians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker 12. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Corparationian economy, worth a remarkable 6,414 trillion Rations a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 312,423 Rations, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,328,461 per year while the poor average 47,321, a ratio of 28.1 to 1.

The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Customer hunting institutions, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Corparation's national animal is the Customer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianisim.

The Corparation is ranked 4,783rd in the world and 3rd in Ankh Mauta for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 529.66 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Efficient Economies: 148thLargest Insurance Industry: 503rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 601stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 638thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 721stHighest Economic Output: 824thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 839thLargest Mining Sector: 1,136thFattest Citizens: 1,201stHighest Average Incomes: 1,316thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,395thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,400thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,446thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,561stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,572ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,703rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,866thMost Avoided: 1,877thLowest Crime Rates: 2,469thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,574thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,780thLargest Black Market: 2,826thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,287thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,367thLargest Retail Industry: 3,493rdLargest Populations: 4,542ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,783rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,891stRudest Citizens: 6,142ndLargest Governments: 6,253rdMost Stationary: 6,342ndMost Influential: 6,616thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,216thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,771stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,160thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 10,518thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,195thSmartest Citizens: 13,692ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,199thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,866th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Corparation was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : The Corparation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : The Corparation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : The Corparation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : The Corparation was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and the Top 5% for Most Dead.
  • : The Corparation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Dead.
  • : The Corparation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : The Corparation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : The Corparation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : The Corparation lodged a message on the Ankh Mauta Regional Message Board.

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