by Max Barry

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Most Efficient Economies: 155th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 560th Largest Insurance Industry: 577th
The Ever-Lasting Dominion of
Corporate Police State
Power through Unity, Unity through Conformity
Master of Ongoing Bludgeonings
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Ever-Lasting Dominion of The Corparation is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Citizen Zero with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 17.447 billion Corparationians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker 12. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Corparationian economy, worth a remarkable 5,407 trillion Rations a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 309,941 Rations, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,590,927 per year while the poor average 33,067, a ratio of 48.1 to 1.

The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Customer hunting institutions, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Corparation's national animal is the Customer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianisim.

The Corparation is ranked 3,299th in the world and 2nd in Ankh Mauta for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 15,544.46 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Efficient Economies: 155thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 560thLargest Insurance Industry: 577thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 679thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 784thHighest Economic Output: 906thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,031stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,038thHighest Average Incomes: 1,093rdFattest Citizens: 1,165thLargest Mining Sector: 1,183rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,386thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,433rdMost Avoided: 1,643rdTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,784thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,831stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,264thLargest Retail Industry: 2,270thLowest Crime Rates: 2,297thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,602ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,141stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,299thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,432ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,708thLargest Populations: 4,921stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,049thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,832ndLargest Governments: 6,063rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,348thMost Influential: 6,786thMost Stationary: 8,205thLargest Black Market: 8,302ndTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 8,865thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,981stMost Secular: 10,162ndRudest Citizens: 11,472ndMost Pro-Market: 11,645thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,671stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,772ndSmartest Citizens: 14,667thMost Extreme: 15,301st
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the region

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