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Most Efficient Economies: 155th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 578th Largest Insurance Industry: 598th
The Ever-Lasting Dominion of
Corporate Police State
Power through Unity, Unity through Conformity
Master of Ongoing Bludgeonings
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The Corparation

Population18.149 billion

CapitalBunker 12
LeaderCitizen Zero


The Ever-Lasting Dominion of The Corparation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Citizen Zero with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.149 billion Corparationians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker 12. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Corparationian economy, worth a remarkable 5,587 trillion Rations a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 307,844 Rations, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,580,165 per year while the poor average 32,843, a ratio of 48.1 to 1.

The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Customer hunting institutions, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Corparation's national animal is the Customer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianisim.

The Corparation is ranked 8,737th in the world and 1st in Ankh Mauta for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,853.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Efficient Economies: 155thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 578thLargest Insurance Industry: 598thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 757thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 813thHighest Economic Output: 908thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,120thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,159thLargest Mining Sector: 1,215thHighest Average Incomes: 1,225thFattest Citizens: 1,232ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,545thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,586thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,800thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,882ndMost Avoided: 1,887thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,162ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,348thLargest Retail Industry: 2,776thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,801stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,383rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,492ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,975thLargest Populations: 4,815thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,517thLargest Governments: 6,152ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,350thMost Influential: 6,649thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,158thLargest Black Market: 7,199thMost Stationary: 7,796thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,001stTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 8,737thRudest Citizens: 9,102ndMost Pro-Market: 10,523rdLargest Publishing Industry: 12,057thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,773rdSmartest Citizens: 14,927th
Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the region

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