by Max Barry

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Most Efficient Economies: 147th Largest Insurance Industry: 511th Highest Disposable Incomes: 617th
The Ever-Lasting Dominion of
Corporate Police State
Power through Unity, Unity through Conformity
Master of Ongoing Bludgeonings
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Corparation

Population19.615 billion

CapitalBunker 12
LeaderCitizen Zero


The Ever-Lasting Dominion of The Corparation is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Citizen Zero with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.615 billion Corparationians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker 12. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Corparationian economy, worth a remarkable 6,129 trillion Rations a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 312,502 Rations, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,387,593 per year while the poor average 43,878, a ratio of 31.6 to 1.

The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Customer hunting institutions, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Corparation's national animal is the Customer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianisim.

The Corparation is ranked 96,675th in the world and 9th in Ankh Mauta for Highest Drug Use, scoring 54.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Efficient Economies: 147thLargest Insurance Industry: 511thHighest Disposable Incomes: 617thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 663rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 711thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 770thHighest Economic Output: 844thLargest Mining Sector: 1,105thFattest Citizens: 1,225thHighest Average Incomes: 1,247thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,328thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,384thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,426thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,436thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,513thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,719thMost Avoided: 1,808thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,871stLowest Crime Rates: 2,437thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,625thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,874thLargest Black Market: 3,139thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,265thLargest Retail Industry: 3,304thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,346thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,633rdLargest Populations: 4,673rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,789thRudest Citizens: 5,919thLargest Governments: 6,263rdMost Influential: 6,659thMost Stationary: 6,907thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,299thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,316thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,747thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,720thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,812thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,663rdSmartest Citizens: 14,191st
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the region

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