The Ever-Lasting Dominion of The Corparation is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Citizen Zero with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.615 billion Corparationians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunker 12. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Corparationian economy, worth a remarkable 6,129 trillion Rations a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 312,502 Rations, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,387,593 per year while the poor average 43,878, a ratio of 31.6 to 1.

The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Customer hunting institutions, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Corparation's national animal is the Customer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Pastafarianisim.

The Corparation is ranked 96,675^th in the world and 9^th in Ankh Mauta for Highest Drug Use, scoring 54.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.