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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,880thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,963rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,689th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Containers for all!
Influence
Hegemony
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

The Container Store

Population9.966 billion

CapitalThe Container Store City

CurrencyTupperware
AnimalOrange Triange-Shaped Box

The People's Republic of The Container Store is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 9.966 billion Container Storeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Container Store City. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Container Storean economy, worth a remarkable 2,318 trillion Tupperwares a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 232,623 Tupperwares, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, parking's carefree without parking car fees, the military has gone fission for more funding, and The Container Store is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Container Store's national animal is the Orange Triange-Shaped Box, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Container Store is ranked 8,213th in the world and 1st in Alesia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,862.26 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,880thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,963rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,689thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,265thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,694thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,022ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,247thMost Efficient Economies: 4,248thLargest Black Market: 4,403rdLargest Governments: 4,559thMost Cultured: 4,886thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,914thMost Developed: 4,941stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,509thBest Weather: 5,529thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,652ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,773rdSmartest Citizens: 5,810thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,847thHealthiest Citizens: 6,048thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,113thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,189thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,219thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,750thHighest Economic Output: 6,771stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,798thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,148thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,295thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,986thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,213thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,935thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,581stTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 22,047th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Container Store's influence in Alesia rose from "Superpower" to "Hegemony".
  • : Following new legislation in The Container Store, The Container Store is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in The Container Store, the military has gone fission for more funding.
  • : Following new legislation in The Container Store, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in The Container Store, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
  • : Following new legislation in The Container Store, the rich and poor vomit into separate bags.
  • : Following new legislation in The Container Store, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in The Container Store, the new one Tupperware coin also makes a handy throwing-star.
  • : Following new legislation in The Container Store, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
  • : The Container Store was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".

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