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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 7,636th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,063rd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,509th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Anarchy
King of kings, ruling over rulers.
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
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The Constantinian Empire

Population547 million

Currencyhyperpyron
Animaleagle

The Constitutional Monarchy of The Constantinian Empire is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 547 million Constantinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The strong Constantinian economy, worth 31.3 trillion hyperpyrons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 57,163 hyperpyrons, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Endangered species are effective hostages against the Constantinian military, lending money has become a major liability, grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. The Constantinian Empire's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The Constantinian Empire is ranked 127,615th in the world and 6,657th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 36.58 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 7,636thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,063rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,509thFattest Citizens: 11,712thMost Politically Free: 12,221stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,319thMost Avoided: 14,629thHighest Drug Use: 14,632ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,221st
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 312th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 424th in the regionFattest Citizens: 442nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 483rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 522nd in the regionMost Avoided: 535th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 595th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 636th in the regionMost Armed: 662nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 681st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 754th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Constantinian Empire, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Following new legislation in The Constantinian Empire, grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark.
  • : Following new legislation in The Constantinian Empire, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Following new legislation in The Constantinian Empire, endangered species are effective hostages against the Constantinian military.
  • : The Constantinian Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, Most Avoided, and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in The Constantinian Empire, the only place where one can see the Constantinian cherry tree is in a museum.
  • : The Constantinian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights and the Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in The Constantinian Empire, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in The Constantinian Empire, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in The Constantinian Empire, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.

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