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Most Conservative: 2,385thMost Authoritarian: 9,452ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,928th
The United Holy Imperial Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Long live the Imperium, Long live the Legon
Imperator Sovieton Commiechev
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Communist Soviet Empire

Population2.314 billion

LeaderImperator Sovieton Commiechev
FaithUltranational Communism

CurrencySoviet Mark
AnimalSoviet Tri-Wing Dragon

The United Holy Imperial Empire of The Communist Soviet Empire is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Imperator Sovieton Commiechev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.314 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovietgrad. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Soviet economy, worth 68.0 trillion Soviet Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is 29,365 Soviet Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ultranational Communism has been named as The Communist Soviet Empire's national religion, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, and the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Communist Soviet Empire's national animal is the Soviet Tri-Wing Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ultranational Communism.

The Communist Soviet Empire is ranked 51,953rd in the world and 2nd in The Jewel Robotox Nations for Most Patriotic, with 18.97 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Conservative: 2,385thTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,452ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,928thTop
Safest: 15,288thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22,772ndMost Secular: 24,519thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26,591stMost Pacifist: 27,369th

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