The Communal Union of Libertalia
Population | 1.857 billion |
Capital | Libertalia |
Leader | Honorary Tribune Alexander Allemand |
Currency | None |
Animal | Eagle |
The Confederacy of The Communal Union of Libertalia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Honorary Tribune Alexander Allemand with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.857 billion Communal Union of Libertalians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertalia. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Communal Union of Libertalian economy, worth 210 trillion Nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 113,129 Nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime is totally unknown. The Communal Union of Libertalia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
The Communal Union of Libertalia is ranked 260,739th in the world and 12,583rd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.42 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Communal Union of Libertalia, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
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The Communal Union of Libertalia, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.
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The Communal Union of Libertalia, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
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The Communal Union of Libertalia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Most Politically Free.
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The Communal Union of Libertalia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
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The Communal Union of Libertalia, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
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The Communal Union of Libertalia, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
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The Communal Union of Libertalia, even secular Communal Union of Libertalians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
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The Communal Union of Libertalia, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
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The Communal Union of Libertalia, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.