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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 60thHighest Crime Rates: 68thLargest Gambling Industry: 68th
The Rogue Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Australians all let us rejoice
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Commonwealth of Aus

Population19.565 billion

CapitalThe MCG
LeaderLeader
Faitha major religion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalDingo

The Rogue Nation of The Commonwealth of Aus is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 19.565 billion Commonwealth of Ausians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The MCG. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Commonwealth of Ausian economy, worth a remarkable 6,152 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 314,439 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,057,084 per year while the poor average 69,353, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The Commonwealth of Aus's radio stations, and newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Commonwealth of Aus's national animal is the Dingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

The Commonwealth of Aus is ranked 95th in the world and 1st in Australia for Most Armed, with 68.73 Weapons Per Person.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 60thHighest Crime Rates: 68thLargest Gambling Industry: 68thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 93rdMost Armed: 95thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 102ndFattest Citizens: 128thMost Avoided: 164thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 207thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 316thLargest Retail Industry: 417thMost Rebellious Youth: 530thHighest Disposable Incomes: 570thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 591stMost Ignorant Citizens: 625thLargest Insurance Industry: 633rdLargest Mining Sector: 951stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 958thRudest Citizens: 960thHighest Economic Output: 1,395thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,721stHighest Average Incomes: 1,805thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,302ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,966thLargest Black Market: 5,244thMost Stationary: 5,362ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,649thNudest: 7,925thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,993rdLargest Populations: 8,006thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,487thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,755thMost Influential: 10,983rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,458thMost Cultured: 22,095thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,676thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,439thMost Secular: 23,500th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of The Commonwealth of Aus's radio stations.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, Leader's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.

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