Population | 25.936 billion |
Capital | The MCG |
Leader | Leader |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Dingo |
The Rogue Nation of The Commonwealth of Aus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.936 billion Commonwealth of Ausians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Defense and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The MCG. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Commonwealth of Ausian economy, worth a remarkable 8,798 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Soda Sales, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 339,226 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
A recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly", nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, and local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Commonwealth of Aus's national animal is the Dingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.
The Commonwealth of Aus is ranked 66,304th in the world and 16th in Australia for Most Stationary, with 728.02285350952 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
- : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly".
- : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic.
- : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, Commonwealth of Ausians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
- : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.