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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 60thLargest Gambling Industry: 63rdHighest Crime Rates: 83rd
The Rogue Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Australians all let us rejoice
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Commonwealth of Aus

Population22.37 billion

CapitalThe MCG
LeaderLeader
Faitha major religion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalDingo

The Rogue Nation of The Commonwealth of Aus is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.37 billion Commonwealth of Ausians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The MCG. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Commonwealth of Ausian economy, worth a remarkable 7,246 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 323,949 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Commonwealth of Aus's national animal is the Dingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

The Commonwealth of Aus is ranked 11,562nd in the world and 8th in Australia for Most Influential, scoring 4,524 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 60thLargest Gambling Industry: 63rdHighest Crime Rates: 83rdMost Armed: 86thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 101stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 109thMost Avoided: 114thFattest Citizens: 140thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 194thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 367thLargest Insurance Industry: 482ndMost Rebellious Youth: 542ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 560thLargest Retail Industry: 561stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 636thMost Ignorant Citizens: 714thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 828thLargest Mining Sector: 1,094thHighest Economic Output: 1,283rdRudest Citizens: 1,567thHighest Average Incomes: 1,864thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,857thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,397thLargest Black Market: 3,986thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,360thMost Efficient Economies: 6,947thLargest Populations: 7,545thNudest: 7,656thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,028thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,684thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,934thMost Influential: 11,562ndHighest Poor Incomes: 12,551stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,757thMost Secular: 23,016thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,870thMost Cultured: 26,593rd
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Commonwealth of Aus was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : The Commonwealth of Aus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.

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