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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 55thLargest Gambling Industry: 60thHighest Crime Rates: 108th
The Rogue Nation of
Democratic Socialists
Australians all let us rejoice
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Commonwealth of Aus

Population25.936 billion

CapitalThe MCG
LeaderLeader
Faitha major religion

CurrencyDollar
AnimalDingo

The Rogue Nation of The Commonwealth of Aus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.936 billion Commonwealth of Ausians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Defense and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The MCG. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Commonwealth of Ausian economy, worth a remarkable 8,798 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Soda Sales, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 339,226 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

A recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly", nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, and local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Commonwealth of Aus's national animal is the Dingo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

The Commonwealth of Aus is ranked 66,304th in the world and 16th in Australia for Most Stationary, with 728.02285350952 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 55thLargest Gambling Industry: 60thHighest Crime Rates: 108thMost Armed: 117thMost Avoided: 134thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 138thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 142ndHighest Drug Use: 164thFattest Citizens: 167thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 173rdLargest Insurance Industry: 452ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 475thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 605thLargest Retail Industry: 678thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 718thMost Rebellious Youth: 804thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 825thMost Ignorant Citizens: 914thHighest Economic Output: 1,124thLargest Mining Sector: 1,178thHighest Average Incomes: 1,929thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,283rdTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,342ndRudest Citizens: 3,573rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,503rdLargest Populations: 7,080thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,104thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,344thMost Efficient Economies: 10,498thMost Influential: 10,815thNudest: 13,149thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,532ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,083rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,102ndMost Secular: 28,627th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly".
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, Commonwealth of Ausians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
  • : Following new legislation in The Commonwealth of Aus, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.

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