| Population | 4.641 billion |
| Capital | Australia |
| Leader | Master Didgeridoo Player |
| Faith | Great Didgeridoo |
| Currency | card |
| Animal | pink dragon |
The Aboriginal Flags Collector of The Colonial BuccaRuu is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Master Didgeridoo Player with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.641 billion Colonial BuccaRuuans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Australia. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Colonial BuccaRuuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,198 trillion cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 258,289 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Master Didgeridoo Player's eyes only', populations of two-headed pink dragons have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Colonial BuccaRuu's national animal is the pink dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Great Didgeridoo.
The Colonial BuccaRuu is ranked 32,105th in the world and 4th in The Versutian Federation for Largest Black Market, with 66.4 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow.
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, populations of two-headed pink dragons have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Master Didgeridoo Player's eyes only'.
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, the election for Master Didgeridoo Player's office's janitor is heating up.
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise.
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers.
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, the 'sing-a-long with Master Didgeridoo Player' album is a popular souvenir.
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".
- : Following new legislation in The Colonial BuccaRuu, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
