The Kingdom of The Cold Northern North is a huge, safe nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 279 million Frozen Fockazzes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WinterHell. The average income tax rate is 79.8%.
The very strong Cold Northern Northian economy, worth 25.1 trillion Northern Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 90,021 Northern Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, and the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cold Northern North's national animal is the Golden Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
- : The Cold Northern North voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
- : Following new legislation in The Cold Northern North, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : The Cold Northern North was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
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