The Free Land of The Clever Crow is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 929 million Crows have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucawrest. The average income tax rate is 10.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Corvid economy, worth 79.7 trillion gold peanuts a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is 85,749 gold peanuts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, kitchen patrol is dominated by ten-year-old runts, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", and small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Clever Crow's national animal is the Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Clever Crow is ranked 810^th in the world and 115^th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 603.86 Bank.