The Magnificent Eternal Empire of The Class Council is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the glorious Supreme Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.595 billion servile students are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Classroom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.0%.

The frighteningly efficient servile economy, worth 811 trillion Monetes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 123,101 Monetes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 490,208 per year while the poor average 20,823, a ratio of 23.5 to 1.

Citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home, the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Class Council's national animal is the octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Schneiderism.

The Class Council is ranked 300,333^rd in the world and 150^th in South Pacific for Most Secular, with 5.11 Atheism Rate.