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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,015thLowest Crime Rates: 1,260thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,742nd
The Pride Realms of
Corrupt Dictatorship
It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.
Magus L
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Church of Satan

Population15.705 billion

CapitalThe Decompression Chamber
LeaderMagus L
FaithSatanism

CurrencyGreed
AnimalSin

The Pride Realms of The Church of Satan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Magus L with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.705 billion Satanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Decompression Chamber. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Satanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,956 trillion Greeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 188,271 Greeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babysitters are a thing of the past, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Church of Satan's national animal is the Sin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

The Church of Satan is ranked 1,749th in the world and 48th in the Rejected Realms for Longest Average Lifespans, with 94.13 Years.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,015thLowest Crime Rates: 1,260thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,742ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,749thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,860thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,953rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,970thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,266thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,288thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,546thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,586thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,841stLargest Governments: 3,175thLargest Black Market: 3,441stMost Cultured: 3,671stMost Efficient Economies: 3,709thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,777thMost Developed: 4,093rdHighest Economic Output: 4,230thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,961stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,212thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,112thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,381stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,115thHighest Average Incomes: 7,482ndMost Beautiful Environments: 7,844thSmartest Citizens: 8,435thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,029thMost Influential: 9,873rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,903rdTop
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Largest Populations: 11,699thMost Secular: 12,362ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,916thBest Weather: 17,060thMost Income Equality: 19,821st
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 48th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 58th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 67th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 74th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 84th in the regionLargest Governments: 88th in the regionLargest Black Market: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 96th in the regionMost Cultured: 98th in the regionMost Developed: 104th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 112th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 114th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 128th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 136th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 137th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 166th in the regionMost Influential: 175th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 187th in the regionLargest Populations: 195th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 196th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 210th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 214th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 225th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 279th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 334th in the regionMost Secular: 362nd in the regionBest Weather: 367th in the regionMost Income Equality: 429th in the regionMost Inclusive: 438th in the regionNudest: 462nd in the region

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