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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,196th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,598th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,707th
The Pride Realms of
Corrupt Dictatorship
It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.
Magus L
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Church of Satan

Population13.471 billion

CapitalThe Decompression Chamber
LeaderMagus L
FaithLaveyan Satanism

CurrencyGreed
AnimalSin

The Pride Realms of The Church of Satan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Magus L with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.471 billion Satanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Decompression Chamber. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Satanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,310 trillion Greeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 171,534 Greeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Magus L Pics" has made Magus L's mom a celebrity, movie producers send film critics wads of cash in their morning newspapers in anticipation of gushing praise, many friends and relatives of Magus L have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Church of Satan's national animal is the Sin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Laveyan Satanism.

The Church of Satan is ranked 4,406th in the world and 103rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 92.99 on the Human Development Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,196thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,598thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,707thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,153rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,194thMost Efficient Economies: 2,627thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,628thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,746thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,751stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,089thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,188thLargest Governments: 3,210thMost Influential: 3,461stMost Cultured: 3,735thMost Developed: 4,406thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,737thHighest Economic Output: 4,795thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,009thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,475thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,090thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,122ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,460thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,903rdTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 8,168thHighest Average Incomes: 8,827thSmartest Citizens: 9,010thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,508thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,821stLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,878thMost Secular: 12,199thLargest Populations: 12,342ndMost Income Equality: 14,570th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 53rd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 67th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 74th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 80th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Cultured: 88th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 101st in the regionMost Developed: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 118th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 126th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 130th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 149th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 153rd in the regionLargest Populations: 172nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 188th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 200th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 215th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 224th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 225th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 239th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 275th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 323rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 330th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 422nd in the regionBest Weather: 454th in the regionNudest: 476th in the regionMost Inclusive: 479th in the region

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