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Most Valuable International Artwork: 726thLowest Crime Rates: 1,245thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,487th
The Satania Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship
It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.
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The Church of Satan

Population21.34 billion

CapitalTartarus
LeaderMagus L
FaithSatanism

CurrencyGreed
AnimalSin

The Satania Empire of The Church of Satan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Magus L with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 21.34 billion Satanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tartarus. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Satanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,861 trillion Greeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 180,935 Greeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fate of the world literally rests on Magus L's fingers, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Church of Satan's national animal is the Sin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

The Church of Satan is ranked 67,015th in the world and 1,412th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 215,002 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 726thLowest Crime Rates: 1,245thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,487thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,917thHealthiest Citizens: 2,169thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,332ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,395thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,504thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,835thLargest Governments: 3,039thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,206thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,265thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,314thMost Cultured: 3,462ndMost Developed: 3,645thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,895thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,199thHighest Economic Output: 4,293rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,658thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,186thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,576thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,706thHighest Food Quality: 5,993rdMost Secular: 6,277thSmartest Citizens: 6,851stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,445thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,624thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,923rdMost Influential: 9,191stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,509thBest Weather: 9,820thMost Patriotic: 9,923rdLargest Populations: 10,358thHighest Average Incomes: 10,440thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,817thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 17,790thMost Stationary: 29,230th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 77th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 90th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionMost Developed: 96th in the regionLargest Governments: 99th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 105th in the regionMost Cultured: 108th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 109th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 110th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 114th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 116th in the regionMost Influential: 128th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 145th in the regionLargest Populations: 151st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 153rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 156th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 156th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 158th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 172nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 192nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 202nd in the regionMost Secular: 203rd in the regionBest Weather: 214th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 220th in the regionMost Patriotic: 260th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 272nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 342nd in the regionMost Stationary: 391st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 461st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 567th in the regionMost Inclusive: 639th in the regionLargest Black Market: 798th in the region

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