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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,317thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,591stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,898th
The Dahar Master of
Corrupt Dictatorship
It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Church of Satan

Population20.64 billion

CapitalTartarus
LeaderMagus L
FaithSatanism

CurrencyGreed
AnimalSin

The Dahar Master of The Church of Satan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Magus L with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.64 billion Satanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tartarus. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Satanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,621 trillion Greeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 175,483 Greeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Church of Satan's national animal is the Sin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

The Church of Satan is ranked 242,295th in the world and 5,968th in the Rejected Realms for Most Politically Free, scoring 18.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,317thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,591stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,898thHealthiest Citizens: 2,148thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,231stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,445thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,634thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,727thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,794thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,983rdLargest Governments: 3,154thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,278thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,301stMost Cultured: 3,664thMost Developed: 3,750thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,976thMost Efficient Economies: 4,510thHighest Economic Output: 4,518thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,528thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,550thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,581stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,819thHighest Food Quality: 6,136thSmartest Citizens: 7,223rdBest Weather: 8,314thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,613thMost Secular: 8,765thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,906thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,261stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,278thMost Patriotic: 9,755thLargest Populations: 10,517thHighest Average Incomes: 10,716thMost Influential: 12,641stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 14,414thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,866th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 64th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 71st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 77th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 80th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 80th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionLargest Governments: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 99th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 104th in the regionMost Developed: 104th in the regionMost Cultured: 107th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 110th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 112th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 150th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 150th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 154th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 155th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 155th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 158th in the regionLargest Populations: 178th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 180th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 185th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 196th in the regionMost Influential: 207th in the regionBest Weather: 213th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 231st in the regionMost Patriotic: 246th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 251st in the regionMost Secular: 257th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 275th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 297th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 380th in the regionMost Stationary: 432nd in the regionNudest: 436th in the regionLargest Black Market: 654th in the regionMost Inclusive: 678th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 10 » Minskiev, Aandruzognivia, COPPAtilism, New Anarchisticstan, Emeseses, LoboHobo, Polaris NP, Zerentopia, Hasier, and Toerana.

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