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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,180thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,455thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,692nd
The Scary Eye of
Corrupt Dictatorship
It's too bad stupidity isn't painful.
Magus L
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Church of Satan

Population17.47 billion

CapitalThe Decompression Chamber
LeaderMagus L
FaithSatanism

CurrencyGreed
AnimalSin

The Scary Eye of The Church of Satan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Magus L with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.47 billion Satanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Decompression Chamber. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Satanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,102 trillion Greeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 177,607 Greeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Decompression Chamber spends billions upgrading public transport, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Church of Satan's national animal is the Sin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

The Church of Satan is ranked 1,455th in the world and 46th in the Rejected Realms for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 505.57 Bank.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,180thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,455thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,692ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,802ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,964thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,332ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,343rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,414thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,887thLargest Governments: 2,933rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,149thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,440thMost Cultured: 3,497thMost Developed: 3,526thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,870thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,991stMost Efficient Economies: 4,002ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,317thHighest Economic Output: 4,579thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,703rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,587thSmartest Citizens: 7,043rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,312thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,010thMost Secular: 8,214thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,189thHighest Average Incomes: 9,386thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,836thBest Weather: 11,268thLargest Populations: 11,371stMost Influential: 12,134thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,702ndMost Income Equality: 20,192ndLargest Black Market: 23,747th
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Lowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 54th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 58th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 66th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 85th in the regionMost Developed: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 101st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Cultured: 103rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 109th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 110th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 111th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 116th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 124th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 155th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 175th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 209th in the regionLargest Populations: 215th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 217th in the regionMost Influential: 220th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 227th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 228th in the regionMost Secular: 251st in the regionBest Weather: 275th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 318th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 321st in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 466th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 536th in the regionMost Income Equality: 559th in the regionNudest: 692nd in the regionMost Stationary: 731st in the region

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