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Most Primitive: 292ndMost Conservative: 549thMost Ignorant Citizens: 628th
The Holy Order of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Miserere nobis.
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Children of Mercy

Population1.125 billion

CapitalLex Aedificium
LeaderThe Most Moral Priesthood
FaithTrue Christianity

Currencyfavor
Animallamb

The Holy Order of The Children of Mercy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Most Moral Priesthood with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.125 billion Mercyites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lex Aedificium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Children of Mercyian economy, worth 189 trillion favors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,148 favors, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 716,505 per year while the poor average 25,375, a ratio of 28.2 to 1.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Children of Mercy's national animal is the lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is True Christianity.

The Children of Mercy is ranked 130,840th in the world and 1,486th in the Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 25,375.65 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Primitive: 292ndMost Conservative: 549thMost Ignorant Citizens: 628thMost Devout: 691stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 899thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,014thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,611thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,159thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,912thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,267thBest Weather: 4,616thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,571stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,797thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,531stMost Authoritarian: 8,526thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,577thMost Patriotic: 8,584thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,728thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,239thLargest Governments: 14,722ndTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,463rdLargest Black Market: 16,013thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,449thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,467thHighest Average Incomes: 17,981stMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,399thLowest Crime Rates: 24,148thMost Avoided: 25,351st
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Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 49th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 54th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 58th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 63rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 88th in the regionMost Patriotic: 92nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 102nd in the regionBest Weather: 111th in the regionMost Avoided: 118th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 133rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 135th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 164th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 176th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 178th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 184th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 199th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 234th in the regionLargest Governments: 259th in the regionMost Extreme: 283rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 293rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 341st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Children of Mercy, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Following new legislation in The Children of Mercy, many politicians are in rehab for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in The Children of Mercy, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in The Children of Mercy, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : The Children of Mercy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in The Children of Mercy, the education system is famed for its taxing exams.
  • : Following new legislation in The Children of Mercy, the New Children Of Mercyian Thesaurus lists "love" and "oppress" as synonyms.
  • : Following new legislation in The Children of Mercy, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in The Children of Mercy, the new intercity submarine SSN Lamb Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers.
  • : The Children of Mercy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.

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