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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 114thMost Devout: 883rdLowest Crime Rates: 900th
The Ecclesiarchy of
Father Knows Best State
Equestria Prevails
Ecclesiarch Twilight Sparkle
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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The Children of Celestia

Population18.533 billion

CapitalHoly Equis
LeaderEcclesiarch Twilight Sparkle

CurrencySolar Bit

The Ecclesiarchy of The Children of Celestia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ecclesiarch Twilight Sparkle with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 18.533 billion Equestrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Equis. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The all-consuming Equestrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,632 trillion Solar Bits a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,047 Solar Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, a spy for a spy makes the whole world less radioactive, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end, and colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Phoenix'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Children of Celestia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Celestialism.

The Children of Celestia is ranked 130,356th in the world and 4,155th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 47.05 Insults Per Minute.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 114thMost Devout: 883rdLowest Crime Rates: 900thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 963rdBest Weather: 1,308thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,189thSafest: 2,302ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,303rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,333rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,665thLargest Governments: 3,048thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,301stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,392ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,729thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,212thMost Cultured: 5,246thHighest Economic Output: 5,852ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,083rdMost Influential: 6,577thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,920thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,148thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,114thLargest Populations: 9,458thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,653rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,441stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,313thHighest Average Incomes: 16,126thMost Developed: 16,535thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,425thSmartest Citizens: 19,554th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionBest Weather: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 65th in the regionLargest Populations: 66th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 73rd in the regionSafest: 74th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 79th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 88th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 95th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 95th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 102nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 113th in the regionMost Cultured: 137th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 202nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 205th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 207th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 242nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 297th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 344th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 401st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 473rd in the regionMost Influential: 483rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 484th in the regionMost Developed: 495th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 552nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 580th in the region

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