by Max Barry

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Highest Crime Rates: 1,333rd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,405th Fattest Citizens: 1,752nd
The Will of
Compulsory Consumerist State
The stars adorn, the moon atop, the world within.
Minister of Foreign Affairs & Defense
Civil Rights
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The Chariot

Population1.572 billion

CapitalThe Seat
LeaderThe Will


The Will of The Chariot is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Will with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.572 billion Willed are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Seat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Willful economy, worth 222 trillion cards a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 141,330 cards, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 710,902 per year while the poor average 15,703, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

Young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Chariot's national animal is the sphinx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Willpower.

The Chariot is ranked 94,782nd in the world and 70th in Force for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

Highest Crime Rates: 1,333rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,405thTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,752ndMost Armed: 1,790thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,170thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,377thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,562ndMost Avoided: 2,967thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,045thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,230thRudest Citizens: 3,297thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,448thLargest Retail Industry: 3,854thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,645thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,100thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8,660thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,323rdHighest Drug Use: 11,361stMost Pro-Market: 12,121stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,150thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,600thHighest Average Incomes: 14,362nd
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the region

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