The University Head of The Chancellor is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Chancellor with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 841 million Chancellorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of University City. The average income tax rate is 30.6%.

The Chancellorian economy, worth 36.1 trillion Education dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,982 Education dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied great horned owl, nobody knows why the caged great horned owl sings, and The Chancellor has just been declared ruler of The Chancellor in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Chancellor's national animal is the great horned owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Chancellor is ranked 225,399^th in the world and 222^nd in California Colleges and Universities for Most Patriotic, with 6.48 flags saluted per person per day.