The District of The Central Coalition is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by proctor with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 12.254 billion Coalitionists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 13.7%.

The Central Coalitionian economy, worth 608 trillion aurums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is 49,631 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Central Coalition has designated District City as its capital city, Proctor has just been declared ruler of The Central Coalition in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Central Coalition's national animal is the bovina.

The Central Coalition is ranked 220,779^th in the world and 1^st in The Central Coalition for Most Patriotic, with 6.82 flags saluted per person per day.