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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,271st Most Influential: 1,535th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,953rd
The Federal People's Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
A lucht oibre an domhain, aontaigh!
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The Celtic Islets

Population24.523 billion

LeaderPresident Séamus Ó hEaghra


The Federal People's Republic of The Celtic Islets is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Séamus Ó hEaghra with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 24.523 billion Celts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebláine. The average income tax rate is 93.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Celtic economy, worth a remarkable 2,514 trillion déanáirs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,532 déanáirs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Ebláine to enjoy their national art, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celtic Islets's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Celtic Islets is ranked 6,552nd in the world and 26th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 10 Valid Endorsements.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,271stMost Influential: 1,535thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,953rdSafest: 1,959thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,123rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,424thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,937thLargest Populations: 3,310thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,383rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,158thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,207thHighest Economic Output: 4,495thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,430thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,146thLargest Governments: 6,169thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,552ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,678thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,686thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,743rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,793rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,795thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,183rdMost Developed: 7,231stHealthiest Citizens: 7,614thBest Weather: 8,016thMost Pacifist: 8,156thTop
Nicest Citizens: 8,836thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,168thSmartest Citizens: 9,305thMost Cultured: 10,364th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 29th in the region

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