Most Influential: 806th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,457th Safest: 1,913th
The Federal People's Republic of
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A lucht oibre an domhain, aontaigh!
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The Federal People's Republic of The Celtic Islets is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Séamus Ó hEaghra with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 18.6 billion Celts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebláine. The average income tax rate is 93.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Celtic economy, worth a remarkable 1,847 trillion déanáirs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,329 déanáirs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Ebláine to enjoy their national art. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celtic Islets's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Celtic Islets is ranked 126,101st in the world and 109th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Primitive, scoring -125.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Influential: 806thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,457thTop
Safest: 1,913thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,220thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,671stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,780thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,499thLargest Populations: 4,262ndHighest Economic Output: 4,496thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,709thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,014thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,019thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,695thLowest Crime Rates: 6,708thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,810thLargest Governments: 6,939thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,079thHealthiest Citizens: 7,300thMost Developed: 7,488thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,954thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,296thNicest Citizens: 8,313thMost Pacifist: 8,982ndSmartest Citizens: 9,105thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,809thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,263rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,683rdMost Cultured: 13,227th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the region

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