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Most Influential: 857th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,436th Safest: 1,895th
The Federal People's Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
A lucht oibre an domhain, aontaigh!
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Federal People's Republic of The Celtic Islets is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Séamus Ó hEaghra with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 19.707 billion Celts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebláine. The average income tax rate is 93.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Celtic economy, worth a remarkable 1,962 trillion déanáirs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,597 déanáirs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Ebláine to enjoy their national art. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celtic Islets's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Celtic Islets is ranked 144,271st in the world and 132nd in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.68 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Influential: 857thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,436thTop
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Safest: 1,895thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,081stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,656thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,761stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,664thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,709thLargest Populations: 3,823rdHighest Economic Output: 4,513thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,201stHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,084thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,178thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,448thLargest Governments: 6,473rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,520thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,536thHealthiest Citizens: 7,535thTop
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Most Developed: 7,561stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,077thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,413thNicest Citizens: 8,819thMost Pacifist: 8,831stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,832ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,963rdSmartest Citizens: 9,541stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,554thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,242ndMost Cultured: 13,316th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the region

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