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Most Influential: 817th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,475th Safest: 1,917th
The Federal People's Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
A lucht oibre an domhain, aontaigh!
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Federal People's Republic of The Celtic Islets is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Séamus Ó hEaghra with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 19.195 billion Celts hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebláine. The average income tax rate is 93.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Celtic economy, worth a remarkable 1,906 trillion déanáirs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,329 déanáirs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Ebláine to enjoy their national art. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celtic Islets's national animal is the stag, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Celtic Islets is ranked 110,312th in the world and 188th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Income Equality, scoring 22.94 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Influential: 817thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,475thTop
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Safest: 1,917thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,155thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,792ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,835thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,701stLargest Populations: 4,084thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,197thHighest Economic Output: 4,517thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,637thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,473rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,488thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,607thLargest Governments: 6,716thLowest Crime Rates: 6,742ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,073rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,644thMost Developed: 8,123rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,431stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,825thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 8,902ndMost Pacifist: 9,259thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,452ndSmartest Citizens: 9,691stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,019thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,258thMost Cultured: 14,031stBest Weather: 17,392nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15th in the region

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