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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,696thMost Patriotic: 2,776thMost Devout: 6,152nd
The Hooshy Snack Manufacturers of
Psychotic Dictatorship
himbo sayoko
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Celestial Shurayu Republic

Population12.672 billion

CapitalHoosher Entrapment Cube
Leaderhimbo sayoko
Faithchristianity with tarn instead of jesus

CurrencyHooshy Snack

The Hooshy Snack Manufacturers of The Celestial Shurayu Republic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by himbo sayoko with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.672 billion Shurayu are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoosher Entrapment Cube. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Shurayu economy, worth a remarkable 1,677 trillion Hooshy Snacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 132,382 Hooshy Snacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and bilingual Shurayu are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celestial Shurayu Republic's national animal is the Jano, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is christianity with tarn instead of jesus.

The Celestial Shurayu Republic is ranked 252,359th in the world and 36th in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Highest Drug Use, scoring 4.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,696thTop
Most Patriotic: 2,776thMost Devout: 6,152ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,349thLowest Crime Rates: 7,183rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,654thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,854thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,873rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,712thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,744thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,166thMost Cultured: 9,424thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,734thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,244thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,479thHighest Economic Output: 11,774thTop
Most Authoritarian: 13,051stLargest Governments: 13,139thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,290thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,344thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,171stMost Developed: 16,812thSmartest Citizens: 18,339thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,699thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,094thMost Income Equality: 20,170thHighest Average Incomes: 20,758thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,480thBest Weather: 21,517thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,086thLargest Populations: 25,259thSafest: 25,413th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the region

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