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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,636thMost Patriotic: 2,626thMost Devout: 6,130th
The Hooshy Snack Manufacturers of
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The Celestial Shurayu Republic

Population12.425 billion

CapitalHoosher Entrapment Cube
Leaderhimbo sayoko
Faithchristianity with tarn instead of jesus

CurrencyHooshy Snack

The Hooshy Snack Manufacturers of The Celestial Shurayu Republic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by himbo sayoko with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 12.425 billion Shurayu are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoosher Entrapment Cube. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Shurayu economy, worth a remarkable 1,644 trillion Hooshy Snacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 132,382 Hooshy Snacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and bilingual Shurayu are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celestial Shurayu Republic's national animal is the Jano, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is christianity with tarn instead of jesus.

The Celestial Shurayu Republic is ranked 47,893rd in the world and 8th in The United Islands of the Atlantic for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,636thMost Patriotic: 2,626thTop
Most Devout: 6,130thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,491stLowest Crime Rates: 7,274thHealthiest Citizens: 7,608thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,889thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,943rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,746thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,790thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,226thMost Cultured: 9,464thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,813thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,385thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,667thHighest Economic Output: 11,989thLargest Governments: 13,294thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,457thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,475thTop
Most Authoritarian: 14,058thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,273rdMost Developed: 16,947thSmartest Citizens: 18,614thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,814thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,175thHighest Average Incomes: 20,780thMost Income Equality: 21,278thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,385thBest Weather: 21,819thLargest Populations: 25,547thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,679thSafest: 26,254th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the region

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